By somewhat popular demand, these are a few things I might have said at one point in time or another. If you're hoping that these things are insightful or even just moderately intelligent, you've made a mistake. This is not the place. You should save yourself while you can. Or keep reading. Whatever.
"I don't give a **** about catching them all. I just want to catch the 6 that I need."
"It's like ordering a pizza. I really don't know when it'll get to my door. But when it does, I'm gonna kill it."
"Where there's nothing, there's always a McDonald's."
"When I was young, I thought I was at a family reunion. It turns out I was just at a random chinese party."
"I don't like endless anything. Except for endless fries or waffles."
"I don't know what the **** I'm doing. I'm just a guy who likes Wendy's."
"Stop focusing on the fortune cookie. People go to Panda Express for the Orange Chicken."